Dragonchasers

USA spills the beans on some of the new scenes we’ll get when the Extended Version of The Two Towers hits the stores this December.

Overall, I’m quite pleased. There’s more on Boromir, Faramir and their father, ent draughts for Merrie and Pippin, and some fleshing out of Eowyn’s love of Aragorn. Should make a great movie spectacular.

And, the evil bastards are releasing it the day after Return of the King opens!

Saw a few movies this weekend: About Schmidt, Chocolat, and Bridget Jone’s Diary.

About Schmidt is the hardest to talk about. I liked it…I think. In a way, it wasn’t about anything. In another way, it was about life itself. Gak, that sounds idiotic. Basically, Jack Nicholson plays a 66 year old fellow named Warren Schmidt whose life is changing drastically, setting the poor fellow more or less adrift. It was worth seeing, but don’t fall all over yourself getting to the rental store. Oh, and contrary to what you might think from seeing the trailers, the bulk of the movie is *not* about him going to his daughter’s wedding. Nicholson is…well, Nicholson, and I mean that as praise. He spends a lot of the movie with that “this guy is searching inward with all his might, leaving no room for outward expression” look on his face, and you’re just waiting for him to explode.

Chocolat was a sweet (sometimes bitter-sweet) story of a woman and her daughter who move into a quiet, deeply Catholic village in France, and open a chocolate shop…during Lent. That puts her at odds with the village’s mayor and young priest. Her chocolate has a faintly magical effect on the people who eat it, and she ends up stirring up the folk of the village in some wonderful ways. Very sweet, sometimes funny, well worth watching…I think I’ll buy this one to have at hand whenever I need a pick-me-up.

And finally, Bridget Jone’s Diary was laugh-out-loud funny. A love story with not many surprises, but you never care because you spend the film worried about Bridget…or laughing at her…or laughing with her. As a guy, I got to peer into the female intellect and the problems girls face where men are concerned. Such as, do I wear the teeny tiny thong panties in case I get lucky, or do I wear the big tummy-control panties that aren’t the least bit sexy but make me look better dressed, and thus improve the chances of getting lucky. Girls worry about this? Who knew? A fine, funny film. I was very pleasantly surprised.

For a laugh, rent BJD. To feel good in your soul, rent Chocolat. And to observe the human condition, rent Schmidt.

I’ve been thinking about anime lately, and what makes it so special. And what I’ve decided is this: anime gets away with showing us stuff that live action could never get away with. I was watching the series “Now and Then, Here and There” a while back. The star is a young boy who, at times, gets beaten horribly. A young girl gets raped several times and finally murders her attacker. In “Grave of the Fireflies” [SPOILER INCOMING] we watch a very young girl slowly, painfully, starve to death while her older brother does everything he can think of to prevent it. When we see him put her in a coffin and light the pyre…man, its devastating.

Live action could show this stuff, but not so bluntly. And in having to soften it, the imagery loses some of the impact. So that’s part of it of what makes it special. It pulls certain subject matter out of the realm of taboo. But that’s not all…

At the same time anime is showing you these horiffic visuals…they are animated, and that triggers some kind of release in the brain. When Shu is getting horribly beaten by King Mondo, his neck actually stretches, cartoon style, as his head snaps back and forth. Now don’t misunderstand…this doesn’t make the scene funny. Instead, it both intensifies the action and makes it less real at the same time. And I really think that ‘less real’ bit gives us a mental escape valve.

For me anyway, this lets me walk away from “Now and Then…” thinking about the story, but not…scarred. I mean, seeing that kind of violence done to a young boy in live action would just be horrific. I’d feel guilty about watching it as ‘entertainment’ and just deeply disturbed by seeing it at all. That lizard part of my brain the doesn’t understand the difference between fact and fiction would just curl up into a ball.

Contrast “Now and Then…” with “Grave,” which never used any cartoon exaggeration of any sort. Days later, I’m still thinking about the movie and choking up. Since the misery here isn’t due, directly, to violence, the filmmaker didn’t feel the need to give us that kind of escape, I suppose. You won’t wake up screaming from a nightmare after seeing “Grave” and you might have if you saw a version of “Now and Then” where the violence hadn’t been ‘cartoonized’ a little.

Oh, and by the way, if you don’t watch anime, please don’t take this little brain-dump of mine out of context. Yes, there are scenes of great violence and sadness in anime, but there are also scenes of great happiness and love. It’s a medium of extreme emotions, I suppose. But no one needs an escape from too much happiness.

I’d heard about this anime movie for a long time and tonight, I finally watched it. Whew. If you’re someone who thinks that anime is all about giant robots and is just for kids, Grave of the Fireflies will set you straight.

It’s the story of a boy and his young sister struggling to get by in Japan in the waning days of World War II. Their mother has been killed in an air raid and, well, the world is a hard place for them. Everyone is hungry, most of all two children out on their own.

Make no mistake, its a powerful, sad movie. And very much worth watching.

I’ve got a new guilty pleasure that I want to share with you all. TechTV is not showing “Robot Wars”, which is the original British version of what was copied and aired as BattleBots on Comedy Central in the US.

Except…it’s much better! I can put my finger on it, really. The host if Craig Charles, who was Lister on Red Dwarf. The “robots” are really remote controlled vehicles, as was the case with BattleBots. But…I guess they just take it more seriously on this show. YOU don’t have to, but they do. Sorta like, and I cringe to make this association, but sort of like WWF.

What gets fascinating, though, is the emergence of robot themes as things go on. First they were all about buzz saws and hammers, then came the flippers, which just slide an arm under their opponent and flip ’em on their backs. To combat the flippers, bots were built with lower and lower ground clearance, but the flippers just got lower and lower. Then came bots that had no ‘top’ so if they got flipped, they land on a second set of wheels and keep going. And so on.

What I’m amazed at is I find myself really rooting for one team in a good match. Seeing two ‘bots circling each other, trying to get in a killer move, starts to get really engrossing.

FWIW, I thought Battle Bots was just silly. But Robot Wars is actually pretty interesting. Check it out.