One Continuous Mistake

One Continuous Mistake
For the sake of simplicity, I’ll say I finished One Continuous Mistake: Four Noble Truths for Writers by Gail Sher tonight. But the truth is, I’m not ‘finished’ with it. Rather, I just completed my first cover-to-cover read-through. The book will remain on my nightstand indefinitely.

This is a hard book to peg. Its about writing, of course, but it touches on so many facets of the craft. Good practice habits, nurturing your muse, seeing and opening yourself to the world around you…all kinds of things. Sher started her craft by writing haiku and in a way that influence is still with her. The book is broken up into many short 1-2 page nuggets of wisdom. She is also a Zen Buddhist and you really feel that influence as well.

What’s really interesting is juxtaposing this book with Spiritual Cleaning (see previous post). Sher does all the things that Robyn tries, and fails, to do. And it feels so effortless. Did I accept everything Sher said at face value? Of course not. But even when I was disagreeing with her, I still could respect her thoughts. Sher just makes a lot of sense.

If you write, or you want to write, or you just fantasize about writing, pick up this book. Open it at random and get an injection of wisdom. Highly recommended. I can’t wait to start reading ita second time.

Spiritual Housecleaning

Spiritual Housecleaning So, I finally finished Spiritual Housecleaning by Kathryn L. Robyn. What a chore that was.

Now, I should set the stage by explaining that I found this book in the laundry room of my apartment building (its the traditional spot for folks to leave things that are no longer wanted but too good to throw away). I flipped through the first few pages and it sounded pretty good. Ms. Robyn talked a bit about how a messy house can glom up your creativity, basically, and I’ve often found that to the case. So I decided to read it.

But the farther in I got, the more surreal the experience became. She takes us room by room through the house, explaining how to clean it…at first. The chapter on the kitchen made a lot of sense. But as she moved on, there was less about physical cleaning and more and more about why your house is messy in the first place, and towards the end the phrase ‘sacred space’ cropped up frequently. I didn’t mind the latter so much as the former.

Because according to Ms. Robyn, if your house is messy, you must have been abused as a child.

Indeed. She comes back to this point over and over. Now, I don’t want to belittle the trauma that way too many people had to endure as children. And if this book was called “Cleaning house as a means of dealing with childhood abuse” then things would’ve been fine. I would’ve passed it by. But that’s not the title, and the way Robyn keeps returning to this point has me assuming that she herself was abused, and I’m sorry for her. But I don’t want to read all about it.

Mix in a bit of paranoia… when talking about the bedroom and sleep issues, one of her suggestions is “Good locks, extra locks, and locked and wired windows” so you can feel safe to sleep. Shortly after is the advice to “Masterbate! It releases pent-up energy like a steam valve. A good vibrator will minimize any exertion involved.” I have to say using a vibrator would maxmize the exertion involved for me, but I guess the reader is assumed to be female.

I could go on and on. Her ‘Practice Pages’ are exercises to help us accomplish…um, a clean house? Again, they start as practical exercises, but by the end she has us meditating and speaking to our spirit guides.

Ms. Robyn could probably write an interesting New Age metaphysics book. And that’s what she should have done. Spiritual Healing ends up being a mish-mosh that isn’t going to please anyone. If you really want tips to help you manage the chaos of life so that you can stay centered and focused on things that are important to you, then a great chunk of this book will be useless. If you’re looking for a book on metaphysics and a sort of inward spirituality, then the bits about how to clean an oven aren’t going to be much use.

Two thumbs down. In fact, I wish I had a third hand so I could give it 3 thumbs down. Stay away from this book!

Detox Battle Results

The Raw Food Detox Diet  

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The Great American Detox Diet

When I first came up with the idea of comparing these two books, I was a little worried they’d be so similiar as to be interchangeable. Boy, was I wrong. I also kind of assumed that Alex Jamieson would be a little bit whacky, being hooked up with the Super-Size Me guy. But if either of the books is more ‘out there’ it’d have to be Natalia Rose’s.

The basics of the diets offered in these books is fairly similar: more fresh foods, no processed foods, no or very little meat. That’s probably not rocket science, I guess. The biggest places the two differ seems to be the topic of soy. Rose is strongly against soy products and Jamieson features it frequently in her recipies. So why does Rose hate soy?

Because its mucusy. The main emphasis of Rose’s book is eating foods that leave your stomach quickly. “Sticky” foods like soy, she says, gum up your insides and slow things down, allowing food to ferment or harden inside of you. A big part of her plan is also figuring out what you can eat with what. You can have as much fruit as you want, as long as you eat it alone, and stop at least half an hour before eating something else. Why? Because, she tells us, fruit takes about half an hour to leave the stomach and enter the small intestine. Veggies go with almost everything and…hell, I can’t even remember the other combinations. I found trying to figure out what I could eat with what was too complicated and too annoying to go with.

Also some of her science seems pretty suspect. You don’t want to eat acid and alkaline food together because the stomach releases acidic digestive juices to digest the alkaline food and alkaline juices to digest the acid food, and if it has to release both at once they’ll neutralize each other. Huh? Who ever heard of stomach alkaline? Also she warns us not to drink too much water with food because it’ll dilute the digestive juices and make your system less efficient. And if you eat just one big meal in a day, make it dinner, which goes against all common folklore I’ve ever heard. Why? Because when you go to sleep your whole body can focus on digesting the meal.

The plan is, first, to eat lots of raw foods (no big surprise, given the title) because of their natural enzymes (which break down in cooking). That much makes sense to me. Second, we should attempt to keep as light a load as possible on the digestive system, so your body can get digestion done quickly. The theory is that it’ll take all the energy it was spending on digestion and use it for taking care of self-repair in other parts of the body. That, to me, sounds a bit far fetched.

Jamieson, on the other hand, is a lot more straight forward. Drink more water, and cut out all the things we already know are bad for us. Sugar, fat, caffeine, and so on. Cut out processed foods completely. No white flour. Lots of whole grains, fresh vegetables, fruit, and so on. She includes no meat in any of her recipies but suggests that organic meat now and then is ok.

Her 8 week system has you going cold turkey on a new thing every week, except for week 1. Week 1 is all about drinking a lot more water (but not from plastic bottles because they’re toxic, she says. Ummm, ok….). Week 2 is getting rid of refined sugar, and she’s kind enough to realize it’s going to be hard for a lot of people. Week 3 is caffeine, and so on.

Contrast this ‘item by item’ system with Rose’s 5 step plan. She has you adjusting your eating across the board. At the first step (step 5, we’re counting down), for instance, she tells you not to worry about a morning cup of coffee because you’ve got so much self-repair to get through that a cup of coffee isn’t going to make much difference at this phase. And though the title is about “Raw” she acknowledges that many people will never get to the 100% raw stage. But by step 2 and 1, life is getting pretty weird for the person following this diet. Rose strongly urges monthly visits to a colonic therapist to flush out the toxins that are loosening up from the sides of your colon. Fun stuff. And basically fasting every day until mid-afternoon, or at most having some ‘green lemonade.’

So which plan am I following? Mostly Jamieson’s. It just makes more sense to me, and its much more manageable, really. I’m taking bits of Rose when I can fit it in, or sometimes as a way of ‘cheating’ on the Jamieson food plan. For instance Rose has us indulging ourselves with a bit of 74% chocolate now and then. I’m all for that! And I’m eating a lot more things raw. Like corn on the cob. I just shuck it and eat it, and actually its pretty good, but once I bit into it I remembered that from playing hide and seek in cornfields as a kid (stealing an ear now and then for snacks). I’m buying raw nuts instead of roasted. Avoiding peanut butter (another of her no-nos) and replacing it with almond butter. Cutting way down on dairy. Yogurt and a bit of cheese, although Rose would frown upon either of those.

But mostly I’m on the Jamieson plan. More water, a lot less refined sugar (I can’t in all honest say none yet; I haven’t been able to give up crystalized ginger, for instance) and in particular no high fructose corn syrup and or other heavily chemicalized sweeteners. No caffeine, no soda. No processed foods, very little animal fat. I haven’t cut out alcohol when going out, and in general if I go out for dinner I eat pretty freely. I give a bit of thought about which choice is more healthy (or least unhealthy, as it more often turns out), but I’m not going to sit at a Mexican restaurant drinking water and eating a salad when my friends are into burritos and margaritas. Life is too short.

So what have I found out? First, eating healthy is freaking expensive. My food bills have gone through the roof. I finally had to admit I couldn’t afford to eat all organic fruits and vegetables; they’re just too expensive. I also have to shop at least every other day, as opposed to the every other week that I used to.

Second, my body is in some kind of a shock state. Do I feel better? Honestly, no. I feel worse. I have a lot of stomach/GI issues that I’ll spare you the gory details of. I’m hoping that this is just an acclimation phase. Rose in particular warns us that we might feel like shit for a little while as our body adjusts. In my case, at least, she’s right.

Third is that I have lost some weight, while not exercising much at all (been too damned hot). Not a lot, but a bit. That’s a good thing.

Four, juicers are noisy, messy, and churn through a LOT of produce. They feel very wasteful to me. A huge colander of washed fresh vegetables gets reduced to a couple of glasses of juice.

But the most interesting thing that I’ve found out is how much impact some foods have on us. After about 2 weeks of no caffeine and eating better, Saturday morning I binged and had a large iced coffee with an extra shot of espresso, and a couple (OK, OK, three!!) donuts from Dunkin Donuts. And my god, was I wired for the rest of the day. I honestly felt very much like I was on speed (don’t ask me how I know how that feels) and really didn’t start feeling ‘normal’ until Sunday. Once the speediness wore off, I just felt… gross. Greasy or something. Donuts of course are loaded with trans-fat, and I felt like I’d been dunked in it.

So anyway, back to the Detox Battle. Who wins? I have to give it to Alex Jamieson. The Great America Detox Diet: 8 Weeks to Weight Loss and Well-Being makes sense, is easy (technically easy…willpower is something else) to follow and an interesting read. Rose’s The Raw Food Detox Diet : The Five-Step Plan for Vibrant Health and Maximum Weight Loss is also an interesting, sometimes fascinating book but I still doubt some (ok, lots) of the science behind it. And its hard to follow the plans. You end up obsessing over food. “Let’s see, it’s 11:20. I can eat this peach as long as I eat it in the next 10 minutes…I’m not really hungry yet, but if I don’t eat it, I might get hungry at 11:40 and then I’ll have to delay lunch… hmmm.”

By the way, despite the titles, neither book really concentrates on losing weight, and neither is a “diet” in the most common sense of the word. They’re more books about changing your lifestyle and life-long eating habits. Its a big committment. I’m interested to see how long I can keep this up.

Detox Battle

Astute observers will notice I have 2 ‘detox’ lifestyle/recipie books in the sidebar. I’ve already finished The Raw Food Detox Diet and I’ve started in on The Great American Detox Diet. I’m totally new to this ‘detox’ concept, and totally lost. I figured if I could read a couple of books and compare them, maybe someone else can learn from my trial and error.

Natalia Rose is the nutrition director for The Frederic Fekkai Spa, while Alex Jamieson is perhaps best known as the fiance of Morgan Spurlock, the guy who did the documentary Super Size Me. The system in her book is the same one she used to ‘detox’ Morgan after he came off his 100% McDonald’s diet.

Being one person, I can’t really compare the results of following the programs in the two books, but I can at least give my thoughts as to what parts seem manageable and what parts might seem a bit extreme to me.

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe

The Lion, The Witch & The WardrobeFinished my second Narnia book today. Thanks to those of you who commented on my post about The Magician’s Apprentice, I was ready for the blatant symbology of The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe.

But I’m still not feeling the love. It just didn’t strike me as much of a story. It was an interesting world, yes, but really no characters overcame any obstacles while they were ‘on-stage’. Maybe my expectations were too high? Little brother betrays his siblings because of a magic spell cast on him. Other siblings flee towards Aslan with the help of 2 beavers. Santa Claus pops in (WTF?). Witch and little brother give chase, and Witch treats little brother so badly that he realizes he’s been duped. Siblings reach Aslan, elder brother kills a wolf. Aslan’s minions save little brother. Aslan and Witch make a deal, but Aslan essentially tricks the Witch. A battle happens, Witch is killed. End of story.

I guess I just felt like the 4 kids were just being dragged around for most of the story, leaving the main characters to be Aslan and the Witch, but neither was really very compelling since both were so two dimensional.

Like I said, I think I’m just approaching these from the wrong frame of mind. I need to just approach them as nice fairy tales, maybe. That way I won’t expect a complex plot or much nuance.

I feel like a heretic for not loving the books, though.

The Magician’s Nephew

The Magician's Nephew So now I’ve encountered Narnia for the first time. Not at all what I expected.

C. S. Lewis’ The Magician’s Nephew tells the story of how Narnia came to be. I get the feeling that he wrote it after the other books, but wanted it to be the first read. It tells the story of a couple of children who get hold of some magic rings and travel between worlds. In doing so they unleash a great evil, as young children in the first book of a series are wont to do. In the process of trying to undo this evil, they end up in a ‘blank’ world that then becomes Narnia.

I’d been told there was a lot of religious symbology in these books, but still wasn’t prepared for how blatant it was. Do a search for ‘Lion’ and replace it with ‘God’ and the creation of Narnia is just about verbatim the first part of the book of Genesis, from my dim recollection of things. Then a woman goes into the special garden and eats an apple and so damns herself? Sheesh. Where was god before the earth was created? Where was the Lion before Narnia was created? Both great questions for the philosophers.

Not that there’s anything particularly wrong with all of this, I just didn’t realize how heavily Lewis had borrowed from The Bible to build (literally) this world.

The story itself is much more fairy-tale-ish than I expected, too. It was pleasant, though, and Lewis’ voice is delightfully archaic. I enjoyed the very ordinary things that his characters say and do…it gives a glimpse of what life was like when Lewis was writing these books.

I’m hoping that The Magician’s Nephew is to The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe and the following books, what The Hobbit was to The Lord of the Rings but perhaps, knowing that Tolkien and Lewis were friends and contemporaries, I’ve come into Narnia with expectations that run too high.

Eragon

Eragon Cover Finished Eragon by Christopher Paolini tonight.

Before I get to the book itself I want to mention something that I found a little sad. Paolini wrote this book when he was a teenager. And as it turns out, his parents owned a small press (Paolini International, LLC), and it was them who first published the book. Chris then spent some time bopping around the US, promoting, and selling, the book. It was only after it became obvious that people wanted to read it that Knopf Books acquired it and published/promoted it.
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Emergence

Finally finished Steven Johnson’s Emergence today. It started off pretty interesting, talking a lot about self-organizing systems, from ant colonies to cities to software. All good stuff. And that was probably the first half of the book.

But then Johnson starts talking about the Web and it starts to fall apart. The book was published in 2001 and the fact that it feels so outdated is great evidence of how rapidly things change today. Johnson is pretty enamored with Slashdot and uses it over and over again as an example of how the Web will operate, the idea being that all our opinions will get bundled together to make ‘clusters’ that we’ll each spend our time in. This would be a better argument if Slashdot actually based its articles on user ratings, rather than just its comments. Another example he cites is Epinions which is all but gone now…at least, the good parts of it are gone.

Actually his best arguments are when he talks about eBay and how it self regulates via users rating users. But still, he talks about how in 2005 we won’t care that The Sopranos is on HBO, since all our media will be delivered via the web anyway. Instead, we’ll see what’s playing in the “Organized crime fiction” cluster, or what have you.

What Johnson never factored in was litigation from the RIAA and MPAA. If these organizations had embraced the web and its distribution methods rather than trying to oppress them, we might be living in Johnson’s world now. He did get some things right, for sure. Tivo was new enough when he wrote the book that he had to explain what it was, and he talked about its impact on advertising. And in fact made some great points about advertising (basically that a person might watch ads if the ads are well done and pertinent to the viewer).

Johnson talks a lot about video games and SimCity and The Sims and so forth. As a game geek it was fun to read about this, until he started talking about how cool The Sims Online was going to be (but to be fair he was basing his thoughts on the advance-hype for the game…of course it shipped horribly broken).

So is it worth reading? Sadly, probably not, unless you read it for the fun of hearing predictions gone wrong. The early parts are interesting but you can probably find the subject explored in more detail elsewhere. Emergence would’ve been a fun read in 2001, but now its just a little sad…

Skellig

Skellig I finished David Almond’s Skellig today. Another fine YA novel. I’d say it skews to the older end of the YA range since there’s some fairly abstract stuff going on. Maybe I’m projecting but the kids I spend most of my time with expect firm answers to mysteries, and Skellig doesn’t deliver on that count. Instead its a tapestry woven from two threads, but in spite of that simplicity it still leaves you thinking. Oh, and I should note that the author is British so there’s some slang that you might need to explain to American kids.

Michael and his family have just moved to a ‘new’ house. Well, actually to a very old house in very bad repair. Michael has a newborn baby sister who is very, very sick. He’s worried about her, and his parents are on the edge of losing control of the fear that they feel for the baby. Michael ends up getting pushed aside a little bit (though not in any villainous way…you really feel for the parents and how hard they’re trying) and that’s where his experiences begins.

Because next to the house is a garage. A garage so packed with crud that its almost impossible to squeeze inside. And a garage so ramshackled that its about to collapse on itself. And inside that garage, Michael finds Skellig. Who, or what, is Skellig? Well you’ll have to read the book to find out.

Michael also meets Mina, a home-schooled girl wise beyond her years. Michael ends up spending a lot of time with Mina and her mother, studying nature, drawing, sculpting and so on. Oh, and reading Blake…

But while he’s exploring the neighborhood, his baby sister inches closer and closer to death. How or if these two threads connect, again, I’ll leave to you to discover. Don’t be put off by this book because its categorized YA. Its a magical experience. Almond writes in a really tight style. Most chapters are two or three pages long which gives it a staccato pacing… there’s all this stuff going on between chapters that you feel rather than read. Good stuff. Two thumbs up.