And if you think about it, all the major life events happen to people between the ages of 18 and 34.
-Dawn Ostroff, CW’s president of entertainment. (Wired magazine, Oct 2006, page 54)
So all the major life events are behind me! I’m apparently never going to die. Nor will I retire. And being born, first day of school, graduating high school… none of that was major. Of course she did lump graduating from high school in that age bracket. I guess she had trouble and had to repeat a year at some point, poor thing.
What a ditz.
[CW is the new network resulting from the merger between UPN and The WB.]
And apparently cohabitating/marriage, having children (if that’s your bag), changing careers, getting divorced, and/or the death of parents/siblings/significant others either must happen before the “ripe old age” of 34 or will never happen at all. Ditz, indeed.