I was listening to GiantBomb’s podcast, the BombCast, yesterday, and Jeff Gerstmann was talking about APB. He did a real hatchet job on the game, talking at length about things he didn’t like about the game. In some cases, things that don’t actually exist in APB.

Now in all fairness he said “I’m reserving judgement” but by the time he was done he’d convinced at least one of his cohorts (Ryan Davis) to not give the game a try. And I’m sure that same applies to some percentage of his listenership.

And even this wouldn’t be a problem if he wasn’t basing his experience totally on playing “for about an hour” during the pre-launch event.

Now APB most definitely has some flaws and I myself am still undecided about it. But I’m not a professional game journalist talking to thousands of listeners to my podcast and conveying mis-information about the game.

I’m going from memory, but here were some of his issues:

Point 1: the first ten minutes of him playing the game was chugging as it struggled to load textures.

OK, maybe that happened to him on his system. I haven’t seen that problem but APB is a beast that brings high-end systems to their knees. Should a journalist slag a game because it won’t run on their system? Virtually every PC game won’t run on someone’s system, somewhere. If this is a systemic problem then it’s fair game. If it only happens on his PC, then it isn’t.

Point 2: He went on and on about the payment model. He made it sound more confusing than doing your taxes when you’ve worked 2 jobs, owned a business, made half a million gambling and gotten married all in the same year. In fact this was his main focus: that the payment model is too hard.

Here is the payment model: The game comes with 50 hours of playing time. When you use that up, you can either go to a $10/month unlimited subscription, or you can spent $7 and get 20 more hours. For 99% of the players, that’s the whole payment model.

There are other things you can do if you really get into the game, but most players won’t ever touch them (I haven’t). Gerstmann focused on them. Here they are:

A) When you use the in-game voice chat you’ll get an ad once every 3 hours when you change zones. If that really bothers you (I almost never change zones in a single play session) you can pay some small fee to remove the ads.

B) There’s something called RTW Points that you can optionally purchase for real money and spend on a cash-shop to buy items. Same as almost every other MMO. This seemed incredibly confusing to Gerstmann; I guess he doesn’t play many MMOs.

He went on and on about the payment model to the point where he had Ryan Davis saying APB sounded like an accounting program and talking about roll-over minutes. WTF??

Point 3: The single player missions were dull and the PvP too infrequent.

This is where my jaw really dropped. There ARE NO SINGLE PLAY MISSIONS IN APB! Every mission has 2 sides. When you get invited to a mission you’re either initializing the mission, or you’re responding to a mission.

If you initialize the mission, the game will start asking people from the other side to respond to that mission. Until someone accepts the invite to respond, you will be playing unopposed. And its true that sometimes no one responds and you never encounter opposition. During pre-launch that happened a lot more than it does now.

If you respond to a mission in progress, you’ll immediately be in conflict with another team.

The point is, there are no dedicated solo missions and now that the game has launched you’re doing PvP pretty constantly. When you do end up running a mission unopposed it feels more like a breather than a problem.

OK I’ve rambled on enough about this. Like I said, APB has legitimate issues and if Gerstmann had gone after those (semi-broken matchmaking, lack of a manual, high system requirements) I wouldn’t have a problem with his comments.

But if you’re talking to a huge audience who, by the looks of the comments on Giant Bomb, idolizes you for some reason, I think you should be a bit more careful when it comes to talking trash about a game that you’ve barely played. RTW has enough of a challenge in front of them without high-profile gaming journalists tearing them apart over imagined issues.

In APB every character has to choose a faction: Enforcer (cops) or Criminal.

I almost always play “good” characters when gaming; I really don’t like doing bad things to people, even pretend people. But in APB I choose Criminal because, well, I’ve played GTA IV (at least, until Niko’s forced actions became too unsavory for me) and I know that when I drive through a city, I tend to accidentally run over people. In APB, Criminals don’t get penalized for doing this but Enforcers do. So for practical reasons I went Criminal.

In APB, Criminals sow chaos and it can be a lot of fun just to cruise around the city making mischief. A lot of the times you’ll get missions that turn into car chases (with you the one being chased) and careening around corners, sliding into buildings, crashing through gates, destroying one car to the point where you have to bail out and steal another…it can be a ton of fun even if you eventually get caught.

But a bunch of Twitter friends who’re just started playing chose to go Enforcer, so last night I created an Enforcer character. Enforcers are penalized for committing crimes. Run over a mailbox in sight of a pedestrian and you’ve committed a crime. You can commandeer cars from people but, at least from my understanding, that’s going to cost you prestige, and the lower your prestige the lower your mission rewards will be. [Melmothulhu says I’m wrong and there’s no prestige cost of commandeering vehicles…I need to test this tonight. It would change playing as Enforcer a lot!] (This might be a good time to point out that RealTimeWorlds has NOT produced any kind of a manual for the game, lending to its “Paid Beta” status.)

So instead of madcap mayhem, I found myself doing a lot of running, or a lot of scratching my head wondering where I’d parked my car.

Those chase missions that are so fun as a Criminal are something of a pain in the neck as an Enforcer. You can’t drive with wild abandon; you have to be constantly wary of hitting things. And the missions I was drawing (on the Zombie server) tended to be small 1vs1 or at most 2v2 affairs.

The other problem, being a new character with low-level gear, is that you die constantly unless you’re a very skilled player. I’ll be the first to admit I am NOT a skilled player, but on my Criminal I at least have a modicum of success. My Enforcer was pure fail. After an hour of playing my newbie Enforcer I quit the game in frustration and declared that I was done with APB.

After cooling down a bit, I jumped back in on my Criminal, and the fun flooded back in. I’d get calls for backup constantly and when I said “Yes” to those would get dumped in as team member #4 fighting against 3-4 man teams of Enforcers. Once you get that many people even an unskilled player can have fun as they can help distract the other side, or finish off wounded opponents, or even just be the driver.

And when not on a mission, the joy of spreading chaos returns. Bottom line: for me, playing a Criminal in APB is an activity that is full of laughs and grinning cringes and fist pumps from a lucky shot. Somehow when I die as a Criminal, it’s no biggie. I laughed out loud when I was breaking into a car and suddenly an Enforcer rammed me going full speed, squishing me against the car I was trying to steal. Well, first I jumped out of my chair (had no idea he was coming) and then I laughed.

Playing an Enforcer, on the other hand, was an exercise in frustration. No one responded to my own calls for backup, no calls for backup popped from other players. All the missions I fought were 1v1 or at most 2v2. I spent way too much time running around and not enough time driving with reckless abandon. It just wasn’t fun.

Part of this is in the nature of the two roles each side plays. Part of it is because the Enforcer was new and poorly equipped.

But part of it, I suspect, is that the Enforcer side is populated by organized gamers who’re already in Clans and regular groups. When I’d get into a good fight as a Criminal, I’d often see everyone on the other side who killed me (which was pretty much everyone on the other side) was part of the same clan. Criminals, in contrast, are just a bunch of crazy-assed gamers having fun. The Criminal side has lots of open groups and lots of calls for backup going on.

If you, like me, are someone who doesn’t have a regular group of gaming friends to play with, and you’re finding the Enforcer side of APB to be not-very-fun, I strongly urge you to roll a Criminal before you give up on the game. Spend some time stealing vehicles and taking them to the drop off points to earn a bit of $$. Hit Yes to Calls for Backup. Join one of the many open groups. Just have fun. Criminals are easy-going fun-lovers. Enforcers…. aren’t.

So back I went to APB today, and continued my love/hate relationship with the game.

I’ve found, as someone who solos as a rule, that accepting “Call for Backup” missions is my favorite way to go. When you accept one of these you get thrown into the group that called for backup and can help them complete their mission. Once the mission ends, the group dissolves. I love that mechanic as I hate being shackled to a group.

When the matchmaking works, it can be great fun. I got into some great 3vs3, 3vs4, & 4vs4 fights where our team worked together and they were awesome. I also got into a lot of 2vs4 fights where the dude that called for backup apparently sat in a garage somewhere the whole time.

And even with the numbers, missions can be really one-sided. I finally figured out how to pay attention to a player’s Threat Level. As you gain threat levels you gain access to better gear. You don’t have stats that go up, so they aren’t really ‘levels’ in the traditional sense. A player who is threat level 9 who has never upgraded his gear isn’t going to have a more powerful character than a player who is threat level 1. And player skill factors in heavily.

But generally speaking, a Threat level 9 is going to be more lethal than a Threat level 1. And I was in missions where one side had Threat Levels of 1, 3 & 4 vs a team with 2, 4, 7 & 8. That wasn’t pretty.

But at the end of the day, teamwork is what matters even more than threat level. Focusing fire, flanking, watching all ingress vectors.. that’s all going to help a bunch. So as a solo player who hasn’t used a mike yet, I’m going to be at a huge disadvantage, but that’s my choice so I’m not really complaining about it… just noting it.

I did also find something I’m pretty good at: driving. Whenever I get an Evade mission I tend to do pretty well since I can drive around the city pretty much flat out, making me hard to catch, unless the Enforcers have enough cars to cut me off.

Still, the funnest thing in the game for me is just messing around, mostly in cars. Since you can smash into anyone you can help out, sorta, even if you aren’t part of a mission. If I see an Enforcer cruising along with his lights on and siren blaring, I’ll do everything I can to run him off the road… 🙂

My other favorite thing is people who haven’t yet figured out that voice chat is heard by everyone in proximity. So they’ll be ‘sneaking up’ on you and chatting about what they’re doing the whole time. Before too long people will start using that as deliberate misdirection.

Oh, and I tried the Enforcer side a bit too. It didn’t feel all that much different from a gameplay point of view, except you can’t jack any car you see without consequences. If I end up playing over the long run I might switch. There’s a lot of stuff the Criminals do that is a bit harsh for my weird tastes. So I come flying around a corner and slide sideways through a crowd of pedestrians, it doesn’t really bother me, but mugging, for instance, isn’t my thing. When you mug someone you punch them in the face a bunch of times even though they’re quaking with fear. I just don’t like doing that.

And actually they’ve managed to make the Enforcer side seem kind of cool. Nice job with that.

I’ll be very surprised indeed if I use up my 50 hours of play time and find myself wanting more of APB. I’m pretty sure it’ll be a short-term interest for me. Once the game launches and people who play 40 hours a week hone their skills, it’s going to be nothing but frustration for casual players like me.