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— November 2nd, 2008 Archive —

When I was a kid, being sick meant laying on the couch watching daytime soap operas. It was awful!! A fate worse than death. Today, being sick still means laying on the couch, blanket up to my chin and box of tissues in the crook of my arm. But now [...]

My wife wants sex. I know this to be true because it says so right there on her status sheet. “Wants sex.” The words mock me every time I check up on her, because since the night of our wedding, I’ve been unable to perform. I just don’t know what [...]